🌍 Easter Around the World (A Very Serious Anthropological Study)
🇺🇸 United States
People dress like pastel-coloured cupcakes, hunt for eggs that were definitely hidden by a bunny (no follow-up questions), and children aggressively compete for candy while adults pretend it’s about “family values.”
🇬🇧 United Kingdom
Easter means chocolate eggs the size of bowling balls and Easter Monday means… nothing. Shops close, people panic, and everyone quietly resents the French for having more public holidays.
🇫🇷 France
Church bells fly to Rome (apparently), come back, and drop chocolate everywhere. Easter Monday is a public holiday, which the French celebrate by doing absolutely nothing — professionally.
🇩🇪 Germany
Eggs are painted with extreme precision. Trees are decorated with eggs (because why not). Easter Monday is a holiday, reserved for hiking, cake, and intense staring at the weather forecast.
🇮🇹 Italy
Easter is sacred, emotional, and loud. Easter Monday (Pasquetta) is for picnics, grilling, and pretending you’re not still full from Easter lunch. Spoiler: you are.
🇪🇸 Spain
